1. It’s going to be one of those days (weeks)

    It’s going to be one of those days (weeks)

  3. Okay hard G people, what about “laser”?

    cutlerish:

    The word “laser” is actually an initialism: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

    By the logic of always using the pronunciation of the member letters as they are in the root words, then “laser” should be pronounced lah-seer.

    We don’t pronounce it that way. For two reasons. First, the people who invented the term pronounced it lay-zer, and, second, it sounds dumb.

    Look bro the creator of the word may not have wanted it to be pronounced the way it is, but JK Rowling never meant for Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley to make sweet, sweet love to each other, either.

    The internet does what it wants.

  4. mrzstargazzer: scruffythegodofthunder: Just another day at the dildo factory. Jobs that you forget actually exist. the face of a broken man Dude has to work with dicks all day long Ok but let’s look at this for what it is:The dicks he works with don’t talk to him.

    mrzstargazzer:

    scruffythegodofthunder:

    Just another day at the dildo factory.

    Jobs that you forget actually exist.

    the face of a broken man

    Dude has to work with dicks all day long

    Ok but let’s look at this for what it is:

    The dicks he works with don’t talk to him.

  5. Your face sounds dumb.
    cutlerish

    This is the best argument for using a soft g I’ve seen yet. Well done, sir.

  6. "The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story."

    Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight.  (via shortformblog)

    —

    Listen. Arguing against the guy who actually NAMED the GIF file format is akin to me telling you that my name is pronounced Jeh-ruh-mee and you deciding to call out Jee-ree-mai in a crowded room and getting your panties in a twist when I don’t fucking respond to you.

    Boom. Soft fucking G.

    (via cutlerish)

    Listen bro, Jesus Christ could come down out of heaven with a cell phone and put it to my ear and have his pops, God himself, tell me it’s pronounced with a soft g, and I’m still gonna say it with a hard g.

    Because Jif sounds dumb.

  7. sarab34r:

    scienceheroextraordinaire:

    0ver-doze:

    lamp

    guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

    wannit

    I need this.

  8. My son was the worst behaved today he has ever been in his almost 5 years on this planet. There was screaming and crying and things thrown. And he did some of that stuff too. I am exhausted and emotionally drained.

    I have to come up with a better system so that I’m not cooking breakfast and lunch for the next day until 10:30 at night.

    I get more notifications from the Iron Man 3 game than I do from any actual people.

    A cigar at the end of a long day really ties the whole thing together.

    The caterpillars are still shitting, just in case you were curious.

    I never know what to say when tragedies like this happen, so I usually just say nothing. It’s terrible.

    Night night tumblr.

  9. ifansmarchog:

    galacticdad:

    growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

    And a lot of your new friends, too.

    Pretty much everyone including yourself.

  10. buzzfeed: You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

    buzzfeed:

    You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.

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