1. Today has been a day.

    Today has been a day.

  2. Ok this jumpy house is pretty cool.

    Ok this jumpy house is pretty cool.

  3. There’s nothing quite like sitting on your porch, smoking a cigar, and listening to the soft, melodic drumming of a metric ton of caterpillar shit descending from the trees and covering everything you own.

  4. trnsatlanticfoe:

    tejassssssssss:

    Go! Go tumblr rangers!

    that shit’s funny

  5. Five Things Friday

    1. I’m not 100% sure what the big deal is with Angelina Jolie. Like it’s her fucking body who cares? If she was doing it to make her boobs look better it still wouldn’t matter what you think. It’s her decision anyway and also who fucking cares? Honestly.

    2. It never fails that if I’m listening to internet radio and a Coheed and Cambria song comes on, I then have to stop listening to the radio and listen to all of their songs in the order in which they were meant to be listened. It’s aggravating, but also awesome.

    3. I’m swamped at work today. Thank god for bathroom breaks.

    4. I haven’t been posting much lately. Not really sure why.

    5. Every time I come to the last point on lists like this I have to fight the urge to simply write “Titty sprinkles.” Man I don’t even know what that’s about.

  6. If you guys only knew how many times I have to talk myself out of shaving my eyebrows and drawing on Vulcan eyebrows like it’s not even funny anymore.

  7. The first step in any yoga you do, no matter if you’re a beginner, or an expert, is to make sure there are no legos underneath your yoga mat.

  8. Tumblr:

    We’re all the same kind of different, in our own unique way.

  9. SON!!! Where did you learn to do that!

    YOU, ALRIGHT??

    I learned it by watching you.

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