January 2012
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husky-jon replied to your photo: So, so tired.
You have some jizz on your face. Ohh…that’s mine and it’s on my phone screen. Sorry.
I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING FOR CREEPY COMMENTS, JON!
Call me.
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The proust questions
what is your idea of perfect happiness? Unlimited Cheeseburgers
what is your greatest fear? Probably spiders. Or, ooh, snakes. Dead scary, snakes.
what historical figure do you identify with most? Captain James Tiberius Kirk, USS Enterprise.
what is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My inability to ignore myspace-esque surveys.
what is the trait you most deplore in others? Their...
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Truthful Tuesday
The second worst thing about working at this store is when I’m about to walk outside for a cigarette and someone pulls into the parking lot.
The worst thing thing about working at this store is when I just light up my cigarette and someone pulls into the parking lot.
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“Life is a dog track, and we’re all just greyhounds running around, never...”
– Me.
The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
apieceofmine:
neroon:
bookling-stormborn:
ginger—gal:
greengrey:
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
titians:
centurions:
fasterdoctor:
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What the fuck.
Scumbag Drunken Asshole: I'm gonna go through your ashtray outside and pick out all the snipes.
Me: Um.. what?
SDA: Yeah, what I do is, I break them up, and roll up the unsmoked tobacco into new cigarettes!
Me: That's really impressive. I'm impressed.
SDA: Hey man, that's what disabled people do!
Me: No, that's what homeless people do. And you're not disabled. You hurt your shoulder falling down while you were drunk. You told me the story, remember?
SDA: Yeah well I can't afford cigarettes so what am I supposed to do??
Me: I don't know. Quit smoking?
SDA: Ha ha. Good one.
Me: I need to get out of here.
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heyvinnie asked: YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY HETERO LIFE MATE
My mom was cleaning out her fridge before she left...
Her: Well you can take the cauliflower, but I want to leave the zucchini for her.
Me: … in case she gets lonely?
Her: You’re an asshole.
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georgecocksman asked: I keep meaning to tell you that I laughed my dick off at the gif you posted for the beard question.
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6'0"
This is probably the most interesting thing I’ve posted all week.
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Truthful Whatever. (In which I undoubtedly lose...
I feel really disconnected from the people here and I honestly thought it would bother me a lot more than it actually does.
I have applied to well over 100 jobs, and I’ve only heard back from 3. 2 to tell me no thank you, and the other one, when I emailed back to set up an interview, I never heard back from them.
I’m right in that awkward space where I have too much experience to...
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