February 2012
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So here's the thing.
I rarely get involved in Tumblr drama. It’s not because I don’t like to pick sides or because I have friends on both sides of the issue. Most of the time it’s because I don’t fucking care, but this Do Not Reblog thing is very puzzling to me, and I’ll undoubtedly lose followers over it, but the followers I lose are the ones I’ll be talking about, so that’s...
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aimee-b-loved replied to your post: I hate thank you letters.
Animated GIF image of you doing finger guns with “THANX BRO” in glitter text.
BRB, learning how to make GIFs.
I hate thank you letters.
How the fuck am I supposed to say, “Thanks for your time, I’m awesome, get back to me” 5 different ways?
fuck it, I'll play along!
fredasaurusrex:
who do you think would play me in a movie?
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Truthful Tuesday.
I just got out, and I think my interview(s) went really well! It’ll be nice to have a job again, I just wish the train schedule fit my hours better. But who cares, right? Keep your fingers crossed!
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Every time I see I have an update in the app...
I hope and pray that it’s a tumblr update to stop this piece of shit app from crashing every time I get past 3 pages.
But it never ever is.
Wherein I call bullshit on a 10 year old.
10 year old kid: Do you play fantasy football?
Me: I did, it's over now.
10YOK: Mine's still going. I'm doing pretty good. In first place.
Me: Interesting. Everyone in your league just picked players from the Pats and the Giants? Do you all share quarterbacks? And Defenses? How does anyone win? It sounds kind of boring.
10YOK: Oh, um, I meant hockey. My fantasy hockey league.
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A Beginner's Guide to Peanut Butter and Jelly
Recipe by Thomas, age 3.
Step 1: Wait until dad is in the shower. Don’t forget to wait until you can actually hear the water running, kids!
Step 2: Dump half of a jar of jelly into a jar of peanut butter. Mix well. With fingers.
Step 3: Spread the remaining jelly on the countertop, again, with your fingers, making sure to ruin any mail, or other important documents your parents may have...
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theyrebl1nd replied to your photo: Well now that I’m done with Breaking Bad I have…
Your entire life flashing before you in an instant?
Is this on Netflix Instant?
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freddashdog replied to your video: It’s possible that this is the best minute and 48…
The editing, the camera angles, the soft background noises that pull you in without really hearing them. I almost pissed myself when I first saw this scene. So much changed in that one moment. Thanks for posting this.
Yes! See? This describes it much, much better.
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I don't care if you guys forget what I look like.
I post pictures so that I don’t forget what I look like.
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Funeral For A Friend - All The Rage
I love this...
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January 2012
Truthful Tuesday
I just had a phone interview that went pretty well. The pay is not as high as I had hoped, but it’s for a really good company and the benefits are amazing and it’s a way to get my foot in the door in the field I want to be in. (I think) The hours will be 11-7pm, which, I’m not 100% sure I’m happy about. It’ll be easier, for sure, and I won’t be rushing around in...
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The Internet never disappoints. (NSFW) →
Play it until the end. Trust me. And you’re welcome.
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eviljason replied to your photo: I’ve been doing this workout routine every day for…
I have a BS in Exercise Science. I used to personal train people for about 5 years or so. When they pissed me by being a pussy, i always punished them with wall sits. :-)
I see why they call you “Evil Jason.” That’s just fucking evil.
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