Ok so here's the updated list. Not including all...
Bev My hat (Like that would ever be left behind) ToothBrush! Can’t believe I almost forgot that! Wife.. I guess. Lisa Toy Gun, pocket knife, pornos and snickers bars. (These are lumped together because obviously they’d be carry-ons) C’mon people, I KNOW you have nothing better to do on a Friday night! Anything else?
Write one leaf about orgasms.
(via writeoneleaf) Psh.. Like I’m gonna fall for THAT one again.
I wish I could “Like” someone’s post twice.
3-D is a waste of a perfectly good dimension. Hollywood’s current crazy stampede...– Roger Ebert, making a pretty airtight case for why 3-D movies suck (via newsweek) (via girlperson) I’ve been in near perfect agreement with Ebert on this from the get-go. Avatar is the only film I’ve seen that’s come close to doing it well (and absent its technical achievements, Avatar was an awful...
2 Days →
In 2 days, I will be here. Staying at this MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!!! Sorry.. sorry. My excitement has been a little uncontrollable lately. It could be because LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING VIEW SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS LOOK AT IT!!!!! Ahem. I will be bringing my laptop, but I can’t promise to stay current with all of your posts because I WILL BE TOO FUCKING BUSY DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING...
Write one leaf about organisms.
Orgasms are awesome! I try to have one AT LEAST once a day. I love getting them and giving them!!! What? … Shit. (via writeoneleaf)
God, who’d want to be God, who’d want...
Seems we're posting stuff to scare Ryan
abqryan: I am also a Ryan. Also, I get really scared by anything Star Trek or Star Wars. Pretty landscapes or architecture. And of course sexy, scantly clad women, if the pic is tasteful and artistic of course. You know, just in case anyone was wondering. That last one scares the hell out of me as well. Even if it’s not tasteful or artistic. Freaks me right the fuck...
Irony is taking a break to escape all the clowns on your dash, and then going to McDonald’s for lunch while listening to a commercial for the Big Apple Circus.
I'm not really sure what I expected..
But I can’t believe I didn’t see an influx of clown pictures coming. It’s like I’m new to the internet or something. I’m gonna go to lunch.
moegreeb's a Jerkface!
So is kaseandannasmom. Clowns are the Devil, people! THE DEVIL!! EDIT: Also, ihavenoanswers.
Please.. Please post.
Anything. Anything you have at all. The clown needs to be off my Dashboard. Please. I beg of you!
That Audio Post I made last night.. It MAY have had a double meaning. I’m sure you figured that out though, because I would never rub down a chicken with oil. Unless I was out of butter. But even then I’d probably just go out and buy some butter.
strangeninja asked: it is a santa hat that I made for my tat during the holidays. piss off. ;)
Please to enjoy. ;)
A show from the last decade that is no longer on,...
ruthakers: btothed: I will not list Felicity, because that was a solidly written show, and I’m *not* ashamed of that one. Mine was Men in Trees on ABC. Fuck. Pardon me. I need to walk outside and pick a fight with a complete stranger to regain some guy points. REBLOG WITH YOURS … and GO! X-files? Is that in this decade? If it’s not I don’t care because GILLIAN ANDERSON IS MY SPIRIT...
Freddog and I, Like Sherlock Holmes and Motherfucking Watson, figured out that some of our settings got reset by Tumblr. Like the ask function, and the reply function and whatnot. So check your settings people!