June 2010
May 2010
Not Surprisingly..
They tasted nothing like hot dogs. Blech.
If I piss you off that much..
Why don’t you just block me?
Seriously.
“Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil - in...”
– Grig - The Last Starfighter
My wife has a philosophy that I think is...
Wife: Kinda makes everything alright with the world, doesn't it?
Thomas: Ya.
Wife: Yeah. Cake does that.
Write one leaf about something you can't quite...
(via writeoneleaf)
Sorry, what was that?
draugr:
Is it illegal to ride a horse drunk?
Only if.. Wait for it.. YOU’RE THE ONE WHO GOT IT DRUNK!!!
I’ll be here all night.
somacaroni-deactivated20100708 asked: You Froot Loops shirt ROCKS....not quite as much as your Superman one, but worthly non the less!
Ok... →
I’ll be out for most of the day. If you wanna ask me stuff, just put it in my askhole.
(That’s what she said)
Write one leaf about hay.
beardeddefender:
(via writeoneleaf)
Hay is for horses.
Better for cows.
Anonymous asked: why do you like anonymous questions?
does your pee pee have a turtleneck?
smell my finger :)
does your pee pee have a turtleneck?
smell my finger :)
I love anonymous messages.
Just sayin.
befralee-deactivated20110209 asked: Have you heard back from your girlfriend, Fran, yet?
nikkinextdoor-deactivated201206 asked: What was your experience at the Atlanta airport?
socialismandrum asked: Dude. PLEASE tell me you filed a complaint about that cop.
freddashdog asked: 1) First body part you wash?
2) Parallel park or drive around the block?
3) Did you have a childhood nickname?
4) What's a strange talent you have?
5) Do you have a hobby that would surprise others?
2) Parallel park or drive around the block?
3) Did you have a childhood nickname?
4) What's a strange talent you have?
5) Do you have a hobby that would surprise others?
missculture-deactivated20100807 asked: I love Nigella. ;)
redtothetone-deactivated2010062 asked: each his own, but i will never get involved in that particular sub-culture.
smell my finger :)
smell my finger :)
coffeewithcreme-deactivated2011 asked: What's your favorite holiday?
Hi.
I’m about to answer some questions.
Here's what happened
First of all, you guys rock. I haven’t received this many reblogs since that Richard Simmons video, and I KNOW how epic that was.
Seriously. I really appreciate it.
So here’s how it went down:
Somehow, yesterday morning, after I let my girls (3 of them, for the new followers) out to go “Empty,” somehow, Kayla got left outside. I swear I saw her come in, but there’s...
Found Her!
