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notreallythisguyles asked: Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
freddashdog asked: Well here's the rest of the pics to freak you out more.
jabeed: Apparently I am too stupid to figure out how to add the “reply” option to my posts. Help? On the right of your dash, at the bottom of the list is a customize link. Click that. At the top of the screen click on “Community” You should be able to turn them on from there.
I am about one lack-of-regular-sex week away from...
pocketcontents: I don’t know how people do it. Really. After having access, for lack of a better word, to someone who knew my body better than I did at times, for over two decades, I am going, oh, what’s that word…INSANE. I miss having someone who wanted me ALL THE TIME. I miss having someone who knew all my “cheat codes” as Erin so accurately puts it. I miss having his legs wrapped through...
I now know how to sing a song and post it to...
And thanks to the fact that I can review it before I post it, I will never sing a song and post it to Tumblr.
Dear younger self (again),
You know all that rough shit that you go through? Well guess what? All that shit makes you a stronger person. So suck it up and deal with it like a man. It’s gonna suck but it’s worth it. Except the part about Sonic The Hedgehog 2. Seriously. Don’t let him borrow it.
Dear 13 year-old self,
Start drinking now. Yes, alcohol. Yes, I know alcoholism runs in your family, here’s a surprise for you, you’re an alcoholic. But start now. Because when you do start in 5 years you’ll be wondering why you waited so long and it will be over before you know it. So start! Also, don’t let Randy Stahler borrow your Sonic the Hedgehog 2 game. He will never return it. ...
This will probably lose me some followers, but I have to come clean. I love Dane Cook. I think his standup is genius. I laugh so hard at his obscure references, and his over-exaggeration. I have all of his albums. And I love the fact that he’s from Massachusetts. And I honestly don’t know why everyone hates him so much. I really really don’t. Unless...
Write one leaf to be sung to the tune of "Twinkle...
(via writeoneleaf) A B C D E F G H I J K LM NO P Q R S T U V W U X Y and Z Now I know my A B C’s Next time won’t you sing with me.
Write one leaf in which you attempt to convince a...
(via writeoneleaf) Thomas. Car. Now. You would be amazed how often this doesn’t work.
If I Hold a Door Open For You
kirstynibbles: exxtramedium: and you deem it unnecessary to say “Thank-You”, I will (without a doubt) say “You’re Welcome” as obnoxiously as possible. (And, douche bag at Dunkin’ Donuts, I have some news for you - “YOU’RE WHITE”!!!) I agree, but I do have a question. If someone opens the door for me and I proceed to the counter of say, Dunkin’ Donuts, do I let them go first? This has...
ryanjjohn asked: WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE???
Write one leaf that begins with the words "Your...
(via writeoneleaf) Your Mom looked up at me. What we had just shared was so perfect, so intense. A lock of her hair fell across her face. She smiled at me, the reflected lights dancing in her eyes, and said, “Mhhf whhff fhh mmh”
So It Goes: SPOILER ALERT →
OK, some friends and I saw Splice this afternoon which was a bigger disaster than the Ghana game. Just in case you’re at all curious about this film, allow me to present the major plot points. In exchange, I expect you all to mail me $8.50 and some Sour Patch Kids. 1) Adrian Brody—who I… Incest? More like WINCEST! AMIRITE??
Online Dating Profile
I’m married, but I’m creating an online dating profile for something to do in order to avoid house and yard work, even though I know my wife will be home in less than an hour. Ladies? Inbox (0)
I'm going here today. →
It’s going to be fucking EPIC! I would be waiting in line right now if my wife could have got the day off from work. I honestly can’t tell you how fucking excited I am. Very few things excite me as much as food. Which is probably sad, but I don’t care.
Let’s try this again.. Paula did a good morning video, so Thomas and I thought we’d do the same. Hopefully it will work this time.
I’m gonna go kill a whole bunch of people in an unnecessarily violent video game.
What do you sound like?
freddog: I NEED TO KNOW!!!! I mean, I’m just curious. I posted this late last night and just want to throw it out there again. You guys remember a few months ago when we recorded ourselves doing a line from a movie so we can let others know what we sound like? Yeah we should do that again for all the new followers we’ve gotten since then. What say you? You can call in and it will post to...
My internet is being kind of a bitch.
And I’m on site at Sunny D tomorrow. And then my AA meeting.. So HOPEFULLY I’ll be around tomorrow night. We shall see.