- Casey: So what are you making me for my birthday? It better be epic
- Me: I'm getting you the same thing I got you last year but in a different color
- Casey: You know I HATED that sweater!
- Me: YOU HATED MY PUBIC HAIR SWEATER?? You don't even want to know how I got it in a different color this year.
- Casey: IT WAS ITCHY!
- Me: You're dead to me
I may have posted both of my driver license pictures in the hopes that you would notice that my birthday is NEXT WEDNESDAY. And I will be 25.
I accept all types of presents. Big and small. If you want to mail me something and I trust that you won’t stalk me, I can send you my address.
- Funfetti cake
- Rainbow sherbet
- Sea otters
- The circus
- County fairs
- Well, this list could be long. I once sent a full list of my fears to Ryanjjohn. Please see him if you are concerned I may dislike something.
Thanks for your attention and I patiently await your showers of affection for me on my special day.
For a small price, I will email you this list. I promise you will be amused.
What, only once? You got some catching up to do, sister!
So.. Your GPOYW will be a dedication to me?
I gotta be honest with you dude.. That gets me wet.
Dammit Dad! Now you’re impersonating hot Australian chicks??
Because, seriously, Dad, it’s not funny any more.
I’m still waiting for this GPOYWRJJ edition you keep talking about. I bet it will be EPIC.
- Me: Do you know where the checkbook is?
- Wife: No, I asked you this morning if you knew where it was and you said yes.
- Me: YOU ASKED ME THIS MORNING?? I THOUGHT I WAS A NINJA ON A SECRET SPECIAL MISSION THIS MORNING!!!