August 2010
cleapow asked: Tell me something you really, really want.
chan-chan asked: I came here to leave you a raunchy message, but got sidetracked by the title of your askhole, so now I'm just sitting here at work, staring into space and wondering how tender it *really* is...
which, I guess, is a little raunchy.
which, I guess, is a little raunchy.
lostmustard-deactivated20110424 asked: I have to pee. What should I do?
To whoever just sent me the message about the...
I’m gonna need to know who you are.
Seriously.
I got a bunch of questions asking if I wore my hat...
The answer is: It depends on where I am, and, more importantly, if I’m alone.
hungrylikekevin asked: I have no interest in doing anything remotely sexual with you, ever. Just thought I should take you down a peg before you get too full of yourself.
Anonymous asked: How many fingers can a girl stick in your ass while blowing you before it's considered gay?
cadiaz05 asked: *insert raunchiest message ever here*
sucittam asked: Want to get drunk and break shit?
Truthful Tuesday (Part 2)
I love it when people I don’t follow start drama with each other, and then someone I DO follow says something like, “Come on guys, let’s all just get along!” or something.
And then I think, I’m really glad I have no fucking clue what’s going on with that.
Truthful Tuesday
almostfancyblog:
I never know whether or not it’s appropriate to heart Secret Tumblr Messages.
The word “secret” makes me feel like it’s none of my damn business.
What’s the protocol?
I always just pretend they’re about me. And then heart them.
Unless they’re mean. Then I don’t heart them because fuck you for talking to me like that!
Truthful Tuesday
sucittam:
Ladies:
We’re always looking at your boobs.
Always.
If we’re looking you in the eyes, it’s because we’ve perfected our peripheral vision.
Truthful Tuesday
Kinda pissed off it’s only Tuesday.
coffeewithcreme-deactivated2011 asked: Oops. I almost forgot you're a gentleman. Thanks for reminding me.
fuckyeahmoonbeams-deactivated20 asked: Do you walk around like you got an S on your chest?
kalamazu asked: considering your manly love with moegreeb, i'm pretty sure you have better taste in men than me.
so do you have any guy friends you want to set me up with?
so do you have any guy friends you want to set me up with?
apricotica:
A brief explanation of the recording...
waxxingqueen asked: yea!! You are here~ ( back flip into a split)
