November 2011
October 2011
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Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last...
thechrisangel:
some1s-sista:
yhf:
(source: thetardis)
The Developer
4th regeneration
Black suede jacket
I’m not doing this part, because I had to answer a question my ex-wife asked about the kids, and fuck that noise: eight years was long enough.
“Gravitas.”
The Secretary
9th regeneration
Black Hoodie
Tinman
Copiously
(Is that even a real word!?!)
The Tester
2nd regeneration
...
A brief history of time, as told by children's...
Thomas & Friends: Machines develop consciousness, but still need human controllers.
Bob the Builder: Machines can move and operate autonomously, with human direction.
Cars: The machines have taken over. Humans are now obsolete.
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Sometimes you read a tweet and you think that...
I just want some of you to fuck off and die.
Is that too much to ask?
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It's snowing out right now.
It’s snowing out right now.
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Just when I think you guys couldn't get any...
I read some of the comments you feel are appropriate to leave on a woman’s post.
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Enough.
Seriously.
There's this song.
It’s a little jingle that they play on the Disney channel in between shows. It goes:
Plaid, check,
Polka dots, stripes,
Which is the pattern that you like?
And it’s been stuck in my head for 2 fucking solid weeks now and someone is going to die.
Well!
I got an invitation to interview for one of the jobs I applied for!!
Now I just have to remember what the fuck the position was.
Fuck.
thechrisangel-deactivated201202 asked: What's a guy got to do to get a follow around here? And I'm not doing that naked back rub again.
#2 is the lie.
Congrats to nobody. Ha ha. I used to be a butcher, and gladly would be again, and I actually like the smell of raw meat.
I was the Creative Director of the US for an international packaging company until they moved the US office to Chicago.
And yes. Sadly and pathetically, I have never been out of the Eastern Standard time zone.
2 truths and a lie.
One of my old job titles was Creative Director of the United States.
The smell of raw meat disgusts me.
I have never been out of the Eastern Standard time zone.
vin-e-deactivated20111026 asked: DAMMIT SINCE YOU DELETED THAT POST NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU DICK AND WE LOOK GAY. SO ANYWAY, DINNER TOMORROW?
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Anonymous asked: Fun Fact: those tampons expanded so much they got stuck just now and extracting them from my nostrils was more painful than anything ever in the history of pain.
Listen Lady.
You’ve called here 3 times already this week asking to speak to the “Office Manager” of this Convenience Store.
3 times you’ve called this store by the wrong name.
3 times you have asked me in broken English to verify the very phone number you JUST dialed.
3 times, I have told you that the owner won’t be in until Thursday.
3 times you have irritated me beyond...
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If you blow 80 dollars a day on scratch tickets,...
Seriously.
Truthful Tuesday.
Shit happens. Sometimes it’s really bad shit. Like the kind of shit that makes you feel that this is the worst time in your entire life. Like things couldn’t possibly get any worse than this exact moment. Right now. But then you go to sleep. And you wake up the next day and the sun is shining and the birds are chirping and life just keeps right on going by, oblivious to all of the pain and anger...
Always and forever.
