April 2011
March 2011
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freddashdog asked: Thanks Ryan.
I was more worried about losing the money on the reception than anything. HA
All the guest pretty much went, so they were bad ass also.
I'm sure you would have been there too.
I was more worried about losing the money on the reception than anything. HA
All the guest pretty much went, so they were bad ass also.
I'm sure you would have been there too.
Anonymous asked: () ()
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If you get this in your askbox, Meh Bunny thinks you're ok, I guess.
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If you get this in your askbox, Meh Bunny thinks you're ok, I guess.
My GPS is SUPER fucked
My destination was here:
My GPS gave me this route:
Seriously? Seriously.
Anonymous asked: The internet* thanks you for your office picture!
Oh, and burnt toast/burnt grilled cheese fucking sucks.
*your 2 fans
Oh, and burnt toast/burnt grilled cheese fucking sucks.
*your 2 fans
Anonymous asked: The public* demands more photos of your office shenanigans!
*like 2 people on Tumblr.
*like 2 people on Tumblr.
Watchanarchyandscotch:
Hey, guys, check out the first installment in my new video series:
Things I Do When My Wife Goes Out of Town
In today’s episode, I make popcorn!
This is the single greatest video I have ever seen.
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Truthful Tuesday
At 9pm last night I sat down on the couch and turned on my computer.
I was asleep before the desktop came up.
I’m getting too old for this shit.
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“Next up I’m gonna give a blowjob to a tall Asian and eat an ice cream cake...”
– Casey
Coffee
If anyone has seen the Planet Fitness commercials with the big, muscle-bound guy who repeats “I lift things up and put them down.” Over and over and over again, you pretty much have a good idea of what a millwright is. Only not as muscley. And possibly dumber.
ANYWAY! The owner of the millwright company comes in every morning at the ass crack of dawn and makes coffee. Sounds great,...
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emppalp replied to your post: Scratch That
Enchiladas maybe?
This is a possibility.
nighttimestephanie replied to your post: Scratch That
Pasta bar - tomato basil sauce, pesto, gorgonzola cream sauce
1 of the people coming is an off-the-boat Italian who spends her days cooking all sorts of pasta-y foods with delicious sauces and meats and stuff. It’s a good idea for next time though!
Scratch That
I’ll be cooking for 11 people tonight.
Tell me what to make. Something that won’t bankrupt me.
I’m Ron Burgundy?
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factualfiction replied to your post: I’m at work on a Sunday
You have my permission to leave.
nighttimestephanie replied to your post: I’m at work on a Sunday
Get the fuck out of there before they take your soul.
OK! OK! I’m leaving. Especially before my boss gets here. Also, tell me what I should cook for dinner tonight for 8 people.
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I'm at work on a Sunday
I’ve been here for an hour.
Should I leave?
Klee-POW: Boston Tweetup Details!! →
cleapow:
Ok, Kally is awesome and got a block of rooms at the Embassy Suites Logan for the tweetup. Rooms are $139 a night and reservations can be made online or by calling their number 1-800-HILTONS. It is reserved under the name Boston Tweetup. We only reserved 5 rooms because we don’t want to be stuck…
I better see most of you fuckers there.
WatchNo matter where he is in the house, when Thomas hears this song, he has to run into wherever it’s playing and dance.
If.. that’s what you can call this.
Lent seriously is a lot of fun
Wife: I had a sandwich today called "Meatless in Seattle"
Me: That sounds like an all lesbian porno.
Wife: It wasn't as good as that.
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Look up the answers on Urban Dictionary meme
I’m doing this solely because of the definition of my name. Which is obviously 100% true.
1. Name: Ryan -A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag. All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches. Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
2. Age: 30 - The age that your mind just “gets...
freddashdog asked: I see what you did there Ryan,
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cleapow replied to your photo: SST Guess which one is mine.
Where’s Fucking Dave’s?
Fucking Dave’s mug is on his desk, filled with 3 week old sludge that at one point used to be coffee of some sort.
Fucking Dave.
husky-jon-deactivated20110802 asked: How jealous are you that I will be seeing Norma Jean in less than 24 hours.
If it makes you feel any better you are the only one I will thinking about that day...and any hot girls...and the bartender...but mostly YOU!!!...and @imightbediddy
If it makes you feel any better you are the only one I will thinking about that day...and any hot girls...and the bartender...but mostly YOU!!!...and @imightbediddy
GPOYW
Truthful Tuesday
jamarcucci:
For about 6 months, I seriously thought that @cleapow & @ryanjjohn were married.
TO EACH OTHER.
That’s because we hate each other in that special way that only married couples seem to be able to achieve.
WTF
sweetsteffy-deactivated20120309 asked: Dear Ryan,
No, YOU'RE fucking weird.
-Anonymous
No, YOU'RE fucking weird.
-Anonymous
kalamazu: I am booking the group rate for the... →
cleapow:
ryanjjohn:
cleapow:
kalamazu:
I am sort of excited that the Ames Hotel put in a bid.
Nevermind that it is $85 over my asking price, and that it’s a mile from the tweet up venue.
It’s the Ames Hotel, and it’s gorgeous and I want it.
LOOK AT KALLY BEING…
I hate you both so much.
I am booking the group rate for the Boston Tweet...
cleapow:
kalamazu:
I am sort of excited that the Ames Hotel put in a bid.
Nevermind that it is $85 over my asking price, and that it’s a mile from the tweet up venue.
It’s the Ames Hotel, and it’s gorgeous and I want it.
LOOK AT KALLY BEING PRODUCTIVE ABOUT TWEETUP STUFF!!
June 18th. Boston. Atlantic Beer Garden.
My boobs will be there. Also my ass.
SIGN UP
AND MY AXE!
derekhuff-deactivated20110504 asked: I'm going to murder you and wear your skin, while your body breaks down in my clawfoot tub full of acid.
-Anon
-Anon
Anonymous asked: How many times did you touch your anus yesterday?
Truthful Tuesday
The anon’s I get aren’t mean, they’re just fucking weird.
