April 2011
Hey people who hate the Philadelphia Flyers...
You’re welcome.
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shiraselko replied to your post: BOOM!
Good. Now use all that energy to cheer for the Penguins.
Don’t.. Don’t make me choose between you and HuskyJon. I can’t do it. I just can’t. I’ll just say, “May the best team win.”
BOOM!
BRUINS WIN!
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shasuga-deactivated20120918 asked: True or dare:
Describe in detail your wildest sexual fantasy that HAS NOT happened yet.
Dare: Print out a tumble boy's avi and make out to it on film for tumblr.
Describe in detail your wildest sexual fantasy that HAS NOT happened yet.
Dare: Print out a tumble boy's avi and make out to it on film for tumblr.
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idsploder replied to your photo: GPOYW NINE DAYS
Whew. Glad you got that right. Coulda been embarrassing.
In order for my laptop to take a picture, I need to click a button with a mouse.
You don’t want to know how many pictures it took to get it right.
Truthful Tuesday
This was sitting in my drafts folder waiting to be posted yesterday. Just the title. I hadn’t thought of anything to write, and I still haven’t.
Truth.
freddashdog asked: 1. Current state of sanity?
2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
3. What makes you awesome?
4. I pay for the gas, how far do you drive?
5. F/M/K - super hero edition?
6. Favorite musician?
7. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
8. Are you wearing perfume or...
2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
3. What makes you awesome?
4. I pay for the gas, how far do you drive?
5. F/M/K - super hero edition?
6. Favorite musician?
7. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
8. Are you wearing perfume or...
Anonymous asked: My cock is as thick as a beer can. Do you think you could take it?
I'll be 31 next Wednesday, May 4th.
I won’t be reblogging all of the birthday wishes this year though, because that shit got a little ridiculous last year, as I’m sure you’ll all agree.
May the 4th be with you.
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paxochka replied to your video: I heard there was a Perfect Man meme over the…
You two would be so cute together
THIS IS WHAT I’M SAYING!
I call, I write, I hang outside his house in the bushes.
To date I have only received one letter from him. Something about 1000 feet or something, I don’t know, I was too busy rubbing it all over my naked body to really read it.
Ode to the Boston Celtics...
daddynobucks:
Today the Boston Celtics eliminated the New York Knicks from the playoffs. Prior to the playoffs I engaged in a wager with the wonderful Meghan, where the loser would have to write a post extolling the greatness of the winning team. Let it never be said that I do not keep my word and pay my debts:
The Boston Celtics are the greatest franchise in NBA history. They have won 17 NBA...
God and shit.
DISCLAIMER: I posted this about a year ago. I’m still surprised that it becomes relevant every 3 months or so.
Ha ha.. this might actually cause me to lose followers, but I don’t mind. If you don’t want to read about my experience with the man upstairs you can just skip it. It wasn’t intended to be this long, I guess it just got out of hand.
So I’ve seen a lot of attacks on religion...
Sweet Jesus
ryanjjohn:
Listen, guys, I’m real happy for all of you people going to CHSH this weekend. Like.. Super happy. Seriously.
But 30 days from today I will be going HERE!
I can’t. Words don’t even. I think I. Yes. Why thank you.
15 days.
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lenny-lane replied to your photo: Feet Up Friday. In which my picture looks like…
Wipe the lens.
I like “Sweep the leg” better.
Tomato tomato.
cleapow:
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cleapow:
ryanjjohn replied to your video: A video explaining the cafe day and previous…
It was because I brought attention to a few of your ridiculous fears. Like eating ice cream with a fork. Honestly. How is that even a fear?
I’m mad at you all over again.
Eating ice cream with a fork is a totally legitimate fear.
Don’t you minimize my very legitimate fears,...
wwwesty:
You can’t be a superhero without stepping in front of that first train.
Words to live by.
Or.. whatever.
"Abrasive Post That Annoys People And Makes Them...
Scathing reblog disregarding your facts and attacking you personally, hinting at doubts about your sexuality.
Anonymous asked: How big is your cock? Mine is long enough that I can fuck my own ass. It hurts a little to bend it like that but I can get a few inches inside my ass
Guys, guys..
Relax. Ha ha.
It was a joke!
Weed was never my thing, but I don’t really care if you smoke it or not. I just thought it was some funny shit to post on a day dedicated to smoking pot.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MELLOW!!!
WatchThomas makes a movie for Auntie Katie.
Anonymous asked: You are so hot. I want you inside of me. I want all of you. I want you in my mouth then inside of me. I want to tease you and drive you crazy. I want you to fuck me hard and fast. I want it rough. Spank my ass and pull my hair. I want you to come all over my pretty face and then rub your cock all over me. You make my dick so hard.
Truthful Tuesday
I cannot fucking wait for this day to be over.
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aka-lindsaylooo replied to your photo: Zoo!!
Have you seen the movie The Fighter? The little boy in it looks JUST LIKE YOUR SON but a little older.
We hear this ALL the time! I haven’t seen it, but I have seen the little boy in question and he does look a LOT like him!
Thomas is way cuter though. Your loss, Hollywood.
Married Life
I was minding my own business playing Borderlands for the 672nd time in my flannel pajama pants and my Captiva Island t-shirt (21 DAYS!!!) when my wife stormed in like a Nazi and demanded upon the threat of physical violence that I go out and buy eggs so that I can make her breakfast and it better be good so help her god. (Possibly an exaggeration) I was about to put up a fight until my son, whom...
