Anonymous asked: IF I EVER MEET YOU I'M GOING TO BE SO BOSSY I'LL MAKE YOU CRY WHILE YOU'RE MAKING ME COFFEE.
James Dean would have killed on Tumblr
He was only famous for like 3 years, but there’s 467 million pictures of him on the internet.
Stuck on the Couch
Anyone got any mindless horrible b-movie suggestions for me to watch on Netflix Instant?
Louis CK: Meh.
Much to the disappointment of about 4 or 5 of you, I’m not going to die. They’re still waiting for the test results to determine exactly what it is. But whatever it is, it’s responding very well to the antibiotics. So yeah. Woo.
Final Destination 5
Is actually Final Destination 6, since technically “Soultaker” with the irreplaceable and unmatched Joe Estevez was the first.
On a more positive note...
My blood pressure is 120/80. Which is described as “Suggested Optimal” and, considering what I eat, and how much I eat, is pretty fucking impressive. But honestly, good blood pressure runs in my family. Along with alcoholism, male pattern baldness, heart-disease, and dying before the age of 55. YAY!
Mom: What did the doctor say?
Me: She thinks it might be Mercer. It's a type of Staph Infection.
Mom: Oh God, be careful, your brother's friend's father died from Mercer.
Mom: Well not right away. He was in the hospital for a long time, you know, because its untreatable.
Me: Gee.. Thanks mom. I'll sleep really well tonight. Thanks.
vinylsundays asked: Sorry, I should have clarified. This is VAN'S mom.
How YOU doin?
How YOU doin?
vinylsundays asked: Even mom likes to have a little bit of fun from time to time.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
misterprankster: Are you aware of the things I want to do to your pussy? Try working now! Oh fuck. MUST. KEEP. WORKING. No, it’s no good. You’re good. I’ll “Be right back.”
Alex: It's funny the way I look at women. If I meet a woman, I try and get a look at her mother.
Me: So you can see how she'll turn out?
Alex: Right. So if I don't like what I see, I gotta cut them loose. You know, before they turn.
Me: You are truly a Cassanova.
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This made my whole entire night! Sweet Jesus.
Grocery Packer Cashier Stock Boy Deli.. guy Butcher Wine Salesman Draftsman Creative Director of the United States Senior Designer/ IT Support/ Project Admin Best job I’ve had? Butcher. Hands down.
sweetsteffy-deactivated20120309 asked: OH REALLY? I LOOK BRAINLESS AND CONFUSED A LOT, HUH?
Favorite Post Thing
I used to like write really angry, abrasive, opinionated posts about things. I would bash other people’s opinions as if mine were fact. I would take a popular thing and blatantly make fun of it and laugh at all the sheep who just went along with the norm, never thinking that they could possibly like it on their own. Or that it might be something they were genuinely interested in. I used to do...
Someone once told me..
I was just the right amount of asshole. Do with that what you will.
notyouraverageharlot replied to your photo: GPOYW: Driving back to the job site edition. … I imagine you saying “blah i say. blah” with a Count Dracula accent. I don’t know why. It’s actually a Count Chocula accent, but close enough.
nikiwithissues replied to your photo: These people get me. And I feel so, so bad for… haha look how geeky you, Jon and I look. You say geeky, I say AWESOME!