August 2011
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notyouraverageharlot replied to your post: Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
Nap?
freddashdog replied to your post: Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap but then you are on your own for the next 23 mins after that.
exxtramedium replied to your post: Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
hookers & blow
I should have mentioned that I’m at work.
misskellie replied...
Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
What the actual fuck am I going to do for the next 24 minutes?
Truthful Tuesday - Song Lyrics
I spend my days counting the hours I’m awake.
And when night covers the sky I find myself doing the same.
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freddashdog replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday
Nice use of the word twat!
It’s something I pride myself on, Freddie.
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thatchicmichelle replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday
Nothing I say is true. I make shit up on a daily basis. Which means I’ll never run out. I’m not even a woman.
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Truthful Tuesday
I honestly don’t get why some of you post more than one TT a week. Aren’t you afraid of running out of things to be truthful about?
All I can imagine is you posting something 5 years down the line and having every comment be “We already know this about you! Give us something different you unoriginal twat!!!”
I guess that’s just me.
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bunnkwio replied to your photo: That time you found out that your in-laws, all of…
I don’t envy you one bit. Oh, and your dome light is on.
Funny story. I have no idea how long that light’s been on for.
Well.. I'm alive.
Which is more than I can say for about 75% of the trees in my yard.
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elle-yeah replied to your post: My wallet was stolen out of my car this morning.
Happened to me in 2004. I would honestly suggest putting a fraud alert on your credit. 2 days after mine was stolen, someone wired $500 to Ecuador via Western Union. Then, I found out a month later I was the proud owner of a boat I never bought.
Interesting… Do you still have the boat? If I had a boat I...
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My wallet was stolen out of my car this morning.
RAGE!!!
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Pretending to care is exhausting.
Truthful Tuesday
Spending time with my brothers tonight was awesome, and I definitely need to do it more often.
Also, we all have beards.
We’re all just awesome.
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I remember...
I remember when they told me that Christian Bale was going to be Batman. When I had forgotten about him in American Psycho. Before I had seen him in the Machinist, and all I had to go on was his yuppie performance in that horror of a movie, Shaft. I remember how pissed I was. (Not as pissed as I was about George Clooney, but that’s another story) I remember thinking about how he’d...
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My Wish: For the Prevention and a Cure →
girl11eleven:
One day left to donate to this worthy cause. Most of us know someone, including members of our Tumblr family, who has been affected by Cancer. My birthday wish is to someday soon have the preventative measures, better means of early detection and a cure. Love to you all. xx
girl11eleven:
I know we all give when and where we can. Well wishes and prayers are more than acceptable...
I don’t think I want to do this anymore.
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Why do commercials illustrate how many water bottles we’re wasting by laying them end to end around the world? That seems like a lot of effort to just say, “Hey, stop drinking so much water.”
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kaonicks-deactivated20111013 asked: Your username makes me stutter. Ryan J-John. YES I KNOW THATS NOT WHAT IT IS. YOU AREN'T SUPERMAN, BECAUSE I AM SUPERMAN. You are one of the tumblr cool kids and I have no idea why you started following me. I bet you smell awesome.