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Checking out creepy gifs on Tumblr because it’s SO busy here. Wait for it.
exxtramedium replied to your photo: Well… This is pretty much the scariest thing… Game. Set. Match.
Apparently, the plot is none of our business.– Mystery Science Theater 3000, “The Girl in the Gold Boots” (via theexecutionofallthings)
husky-jon asked: I MISS THE WAY YOU USED TO SMELL MY HAIR AT NIGHT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!
vin-e-deactivated20111026 asked: WHITE PEOPLE. I KNOW RIGHT?
jacobnikos-deactivated20121127 asked: Imported Gmail contacts.
I need an internet girlfriend.
husky-jon: Any takers? Ryanjjohn is playing hard to get. This is bullshit. I was practically THROWING myself at your feet! And then what did you do? You left me, Huskyjon. You left me. And now you’re back and I’m supposed to just forget about what you put me through?? You sit on a throne of lies.
socratichamster replied to your post: If something was wrong, like, fundamentally wrong… We live in Plato’s Cave The thing is.. I get this concept.. I do, but what I’m talking about is like, after this hypothetical man is released from the cave and he goes out and sees and experiences the world, then he is still experiencing something which isn’t quite right for reasons that no...
Terrible Things Meme.
If I told you guys the awful things I have done, you wouldn’t like me anymore. I know this, because I’m not sure I like me anymore.
I think I'm just going to spend the day posting...
Just as is. I have shit in there that’s been there for like a year.
I read the shit that some of you idiots post and I just want to be like:
One of my bosses (Jesus Christ how pathetic that sounds) is frantically searching our office for a defibrillator he bought back in the day. As far as I can tell, he’s not having a heart attack. Unfortunately. I guess he’s just planning ahead.
thatguyles replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday II greeneggsandme replied to your post: Truthful Tuesday II If you guys don’t have photo replies enabled all the time.. Well I don’t even know why you bother being on Tumblr.
Truthful Tuesday II
Some of you guys are creepy ass motherfuckers.
Fuck this day.
frageelay: beefranck: smartasshat: beefranck: Unpopular opinion. Instant, overblown outrage. Long-winded, overly-personal and emotional response. Off-point remark about my lack of pants. Personal attack on original poster, questioning his intelligence and sexual orientation.
shiraselko replied to your post: Day 3 of no smoking. day like, 7, i don’t leave the house so i don’t murder things betterversionofme replied to your post: Day 3 of no smoking. 2 days for me. Kittens are now extinct in my neighborhood. gffaw replied to your post: Day 3 of no smoking. 3 weeks. Kittens were murdered. You guys are like my kitten-murdering idols.
Day 3 of no smoking.
I find that the best way for me not to be an asshole is to wear 2 patches and chew on some Nicorette while I puff away on my e-cig. I still want to murder kittens.
natuhtack replied to your post: Dreams haha. if that dream is still unlived, don’t forget that you have a direct connection to her body guard. Listen, Natalie, we should talk. Seriously.
The first time I saw her I was very young. She was short, and I like short girls. And she always wore this really short skirt too. She was curvy in all the right places, and she had a bit of an attitude, coupled with a slight jealous streak. She was perfect, in every way. And watching her strut around and wrinkle her nose when she pouted, that’s when I knew. Somehow, some way, I was going to...
Christmas is 3 months away.
Christmas is 3 months away.
Just when I'm all depressed and down on myself...
I get a Google+ notification to remind me that life is all a big fucking joke anyway.
Antony and the Johnsons - Another World This...
Oh, we were sharing our middle names?
You guys will never guess mine. Not in a million years.