I just had a phone interview that went pretty well. The pay is not as high as I had hoped, but it’s for a really good company and the benefits are amazing and it’s a way to get my foot in the door in the field I want to be in. (I think) The hours will be 11-7pm, which, I’m not 100% sure I’m happy about. It’ll be easier, for sure, and I won’t be rushing around in...
The Internet never disappoints. (NSFW) →
Play it until the end. Trust me. And you’re welcome.
eviljason replied to your photo: I’ve been doing this workout routine every day for… I have a BS in Exercise Science. I used to personal train people for about 5 years or so. When they pissed me by being a pussy, i always punished them with wall sits. :-) I see why they call you “Evil Jason.” That’s just fucking evil.
husky-jon replied to your photo: So, so tired. You have some jizz on your face. Ohh…that’s mine and it’s on my phone screen. Sorry. I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING FOR CREEPY COMMENTS, JON! Call me.
The proust questions
what is your idea of perfect happiness? Unlimited Cheeseburgers what is your greatest fear? Probably spiders. Or, ooh, snakes. Dead scary, snakes. what historical figure do you identify with most? Captain James Tiberius Kirk, USS Enterprise. what is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My inability to ignore myspace-esque surveys. what is the trait you most deplore in others? Their...
The second worst thing about working at this store is when I’m about to walk outside for a cigarette and someone pulls into the parking lot. The worst thing thing about working at this store is when I just light up my cigarette and someone pulls into the parking lot.
Life is a dog track, and we’re all just greyhounds running around, never...– Me.
The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
apieceofmine: neroon: bookling-stormborn: ginger—gal: greengrey: thegirlwiththefinchertattoo: titians: centurions: fasterdoctor:
What the fuck.
Scumbag Drunken Asshole: I'm gonna go through your ashtray outside and pick out all the snipes.
Me: Um.. what?
SDA: Yeah, what I do is, I break them up, and roll up the unsmoked tobacco into new cigarettes!
Me: That's really impressive. I'm impressed.
SDA: Hey man, that's what disabled people do!
Me: No, that's what homeless people do. And you're not disabled. You hurt your shoulder falling down while you were drunk. You told me the story, remember?
SDA: Yeah well I can't afford cigarettes so what am I supposed to do??
Me: I don't know. Quit smoking?
SDA: Ha ha. Good one.
Me: I need to get out of here.
heyvinnie-deactivated20130409 asked: YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY HETERO LIFE MATE
My mom was cleaning out her fridge before she left...
Her: Well you can take the cauliflower, but I want to leave the zucchini for her. Me: … in case she gets lonely? Her: You’re an asshole.
georgecocksman-deactivated20120 asked: I keep meaning to tell you that I laughed my dick off at the gif you posted for the beard question.
This is probably the most interesting thing I’ve posted all week.