barbiehighheels: basically if you self-identify as a hippie I will hate you
Five Things Friday
I don’t think I’ve ever felt as horrible as I did earlier today. I went to my baby brother’s house tonight for his birthday/housewarming party. It’s about an hour away and you can only get there via backroads, but it was worth it. After everyone left I hung out and talked with him and his wife for another half hour or so. It was great. I wish my brothers lived closer. ...
You know what's awesome?
When you pull your clothes out of the dryer and start ironing. (The pants first. Always. Then the shirt.) And you’re almost done with the shirt and you notice massive stains all up and down the sleeves and you have no other clean shirts because you’re lazy and only wash one at a time and now you’re fucked. It’s awesome.
Oh Noes! Healthcare!
So if this new bill is anything like what we currently have here in the people’s republic of Massachusetts, and I think I read somewhere that it is, here are some things I’ve noticed that happens to people who already have health insurance. • Your premiums go up. Yay! • Less things are covered. Woo hoo! • And perhaps the most bizarre thing of all: If the government decides you...
The moment you think you're better than someone...
dirtyblaxican: That’s when you know that you’re not better than anyone else. FYI
Let’s say there was this book, right? And it was pretty poorly written, but sexual in nature. So it gets a lot of popularity, right? And women flock to it. Lots of women. And because of all the hype, you decide to pick it up and read it. Or, even worse, you make wild, baseless assumptions on it off of things you read on the internet. Either way, for whatever the reason, you hate it. Or you...
Genie: You have freed me from my lamp, and in return, I shall grant you one wish.
Me: I wish I could take a shit in peace.
Genie: I'm sorry, that is beyond my power.
Me: Fucking figures.
It's raining out, which can only mean one thing:
My walk to South Station will be a game I like to call, “Try Not To Take An Umbrella To The Face.”
I wish it was winter again.
I hate long, insightful showers.
suicidecasanova asked: You're making a mixed CD for a very special girl. 10 tracks. What songs are on there?
Truthful Tuesday. Again.
As I walk from the train station to work, and from work to the train station, I look at the other fellow city walkers and think about which actor would play them in a movie. And then, subsequently, what that movie would be about. Dolph Lundgren in a heartwarming tale of a single dad struggling to make it in the big city, and his teenage daughter, wise beyond her years, who helps stabilize his...
I didn’t even know Adam Corrolla was considered a comedian. By anyone. Ever.
searchingforapieceofmind: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried Perfect.
Me, at work, with the whole day ahead of me: Oh man, when I get home I'm going to draw and play video games and work out and do ANYTHING I WANT!!
Me, at home, after my commute, and eating, and getting the kid bathed and in bed: Fuck all that shit.
Anonymous asked: oh FUCK.. did someone post your pics on tumblrafterhours(.)com