What the fuck.
Scumbag Drunken Asshole: I'm gonna go through your ashtray outside and pick out all the snipes.
Me: Um.. what?
SDA: Yeah, what I do is, I break them up, and roll up the unsmoked tobacco into new cigarettes!
Me: That's really impressive. I'm impressed.
SDA: Hey man, that's what disabled people do!
Me: No, that's what homeless people do. And you're not disabled. You hurt your shoulder falling down while you were drunk. You told me the story, remember?
SDA: Yeah well I can't afford cigarettes so what am I supposed to do??
Me: I don't know. Quit smoking?
SDA: Ha ha. Good one.
Me: I need to get out of here.
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