Pandora is blocked here at work, so I’m forced to listen to this second-rate radio station called Jango. It’s actually not too bad, but every 8 or 9th song, they play a track that they’re trying to promote, as an alternative (or supplement) to the ads they already play. Most of the time, these tracks have nothing to do with whatever station you happened to be tuned into, and are more often than not, fucking awful. A sponsored track just came on from an album called “Sounds of Nature” and it’s 9 and a half minutes of just ocean surf.

Like, honestly, do I really need to listen to 9 and a half minutes of the fucking ocean?

Yes.

Yes I do.

Thank you, Jango.