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Fri, 24 May 2013 16:52:27 -0400

Ever had a finger in your butt while receiving a blow job?

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:55:57 -0400

Just that one time with your mom.

Five Things Friday

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:26:55 -0400

My shirt is really tight but only around the shoulders and arms area so I guess that means things are working.

I’ve been listening to video game scores all week long but haven’t actually had time to play any video games. Sad face.

I think about things to put in posts like this all day long but when it’s finally time to write it, my mind goes blank.

They had a build your own burger station at lunch today but there wasn’t any avocado so I just walked the fuck out. (with my avocado-less burger)

I was shooting the shit with the girl who sits across from me and a guy that sits near us said, “Wow, you’re a smooth talker, huh?” And I gave my standard, “Yeah I’m wicked charming” reply, but honestly I wasn’t being “smooth” or charming or anything I was just joking around. People are weird.

I was outside smoking a cigar and I got bored so I mowed my lawn and I don’t even know who I...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:12:33 -0400

I was outside smoking a cigar and I got bored so I mowed my lawn and I don’t even know who I am anymore.

will you touch my peepee?

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:41:29 -0400

Listen bro, I don’t know what you’ve heard about me but yes absolutely I will.

Truthful Thursday?

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:06:57 -0400

The only reason I even work while I’m at work is so that I don’t have to keep an ear out for anyone walking by and can actually use both of my headphones.

You guys are adorable.

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:38:09 -0400

You can have all of the parenting opinions you want.

It’s just that those of us who are actual parents will just kind of smile at you and pat you on the head and say “there’s a good boy. You just go right on believing what you say matters” while we go back to being actual parents.

Favorite Films: Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn ARB

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:18:59 -0400

Favorite Films: Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

ARB

Ok. First of all, hi. How are you? Thank you for commenting....

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:39:53 -0400

Ok. First of all, hi. How are you? Thank you for commenting. It’s always nice to get comments, isn’t it? Yeah it is.

So first I’m going to tell you you’re wrong.

And then I had this whole long, eloquent, respectful argument all about the GTA series as a whole and the most recent addition, GTAIV, and how masterful the games are and how your personal preference may be that the games are subpar (compared to what??), but that objectively you can see that Rockstar consistently puts out solid, quality games, focusing on all areas of game play, story, and graphics, especially for the GTA franchise which is easily the leader of the company, and probably the video game industry in general, both in ratings and sales. So your example would not work in disproving my theory.

And I was going to say all of that in much more detail, but I accidentally hit the back button on my phone and lost it all.

And besides, friedlinguini disproved my theory by bringing up Brutal Legend.

Ass.

I have a theory that you can have a great video game with a shitty soundtrack, but all games with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:22:16 -0400

I have a theory that you can have a great video game with a shitty soundtrack, but all games with great soundtracks are great games.

I haven’t been able to think of a game that disproves this theory. Can you?

The Greatest Video Game Music

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:36:57 -0400

The Greatest Video Game Music:

The Greatest Video Game Music played by the London Philharmonic Orchestra.

You’re welcome, tumblr.

It’s going to be one of those days (weeks)

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:35:31 -0400

It’s going to be one of those days (weeks)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 08:14:10 -0400

Okay hard G people, what about "laser"?

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:09:30 -0400

cutlerish:

The word “laser” is actually an initialism: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

By the logic of always using the pronunciation of the member letters as they are in the root words, then “laser” should be pronounced lah-seer.

We don’t pronounce it that way. For two reasons. First, the people who invented the term pronounced it lay-zer, and, second, it sounds dumb.

Look bro the creator of the word may not have wanted it to be pronounced the way it is, but JK Rowling never meant for Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley to make sweet, sweet love to each other, either.

The internet does what it wants.

mrzstargazzer: scruffythegodofthunder: Just another day at...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:38:26 -0400

mrzstargazzer:

scruffythegodofthunder:

Just another day at the dildo factory.

Jobs that you forget actually exist.

the face of a broken man

Dude has to work with dicks all day long

Ok but let’s look at this for what it is:

The dicks he works with don’t talk to him.

Your face sounds dumb.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:52:32 -0400

This is the best argument for using a soft g I’ve seen yet. Well done, sir.

"The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:49:11 -0400

““The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.””

- Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)

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Listen. Arguing against the guy who actually NAMED the GIF file format is akin to me telling you that my name is pronounced Jeh-ruh-mee and you deciding to call out Jee-ree-mai in a crowded room and getting your panties in a twist when I don’t fucking respond to you.

Boom. Soft fucking G.

(via cutlerish)

Listen bro, Jesus Christ could come down out of heaven with a cell phone and put it to my ear and have his pops, God himself, tell me it’s pronounced with a soft g, and I’m still gonna say it with a hard g.

Because Jif sounds dumb.

sarab34r: scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guarante...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:38:07 -0400

sarab34r:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

wannit

I need this.

My son was the worst behaved today he has ever been in his almost 5 years on this planet. There was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:21:12 -0400

My son was the worst behaved today he has ever been in his almost 5 years on this planet. There was screaming and crying and things thrown. And he did some of that stuff too. I am exhausted and emotionally drained.

I have to come up with a better system so that I’m not cooking breakfast and lunch for the next day until 10:30 at night.

I get more notifications from the Iron Man 3 game than I do from any actual people.

A cigar at the end of a long day really ties the whole thing together.

The caterpillars are still shitting, just in case you were curious.

I never know what to say when tragedies like this happen, so I usually just say nothing. It’s terrible.

Night night tumblr.

ifansmarchog: galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes And...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:55 -0400

ifansmarchog:

galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

And a lot of your new friends, too.

Pretty much everyone including yourself.